Merman Beard Oil
Alright, bearded comrades, gather 'round for a lesson in beard mastery! Behold our mighty Beard Oil, the elixir of the merman for your facial fuzz.
Stand tall, let the wind (or air conditioning) caress your now-lustrous beard, and go conquer the day like a modern-day bearded hero!
Alright, bearded comrades, gather 'round for a lesson in beard mastery! Behold our mighty Beard Oil, the elixir of the merman for your facial fuzz.
Stand tall, let the wind (or air conditioning) caress your now-lustrous beard, and go conquer the day like a modern-day bearded hero!
How to use
First, give your beard a quick rinse or a good old-fashioned splash—imagine it as a rugged prelude to an epic adventure. Now, summon a few drops of that magical potion onto your palms. Rub them together like a wizard conjuring a spell—only this spell is for beard perfection! Apply the elixir to your beard, massaging it in with the fervor of a Viking warrior in the midst of battle.
Let the oil seep into the mane, taming wild hairs like a lion tamer in a well-groomed circus.
Ingredients
Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Castor Oil, Avocado Oil and fragrance.